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FIELD REPORT // AGENT CORA
We’ve been running quiet opaw-rations. Observing what really happens when everyday walkers take your dogs out.
No accusations… just facts.
Too many leads. Too much concrete. Not nearly enough freedom to be what they are. I’ve seen noses pulled from scents, tails drop where they should be high… and suspiciously few squirrels.
That’s not a walk. That’s a routine.
At the Ministry… we don’t do routine.
FIELD OBSERVATIONS // SUMMARY
• Lead Time: Excessive
• Terrain: Predominantly concrete
• Scent Engagement: Interrupted
• Pack Interaction: Limited
• Squirrel Activity: Negligible
• Fox ██ Encounters: 0
• General Morale: Suboptimal
— Agent Cora,
CHIEF FIELD OPs
“Too many walks feel like assembly lines. Ten dogs tied together, rushed round the block like a supermarket trolley with fur. No time to sniff, no time to think, no time to be a dog. I was disappointed because dogs deserve better than being treated like a timed delivery route. That’s why im a member of the Ministry Of Dogs.”
— Cora
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Department of Walks & Adventures
MINISTRY OF DOGS provides professional dog walking and enrichment in Bath and surrounding areas. If you’re looking for a reliable dog walker in Bath or Bristol, we offer tailored walks to suit your dog’s needs.
AREAS COVERED:
Bath, Corston, Saltford, Keynsham (and nearby villages).
NEW PACKS MAYBE COMING TO YOUR AREA SO GET IN TOUCH &. PUT YOUR NAME ON OUR NEW OPERATIVE LIST!
DEPARTMENTS
Dept. of Special OPs [Extended Sessions 4hrs+]
Full Day
£30
Half Day
£20
Structured daytime care and socialisation
Dept. of Walks & Adventures
Solo
£20
Pack Patrol
£15
Daily countryside patrols for active dogs
Dept. of Home Visits
45 mins
£15
30 mins
£10
Reliable in-home welfare visits
Dept. of Canine Logistics
Within 5 miles
£20
+5 miles
£30+
Transport for veterinary and grooming trips
Dept. Of In Residence Care
Per Night
£45
N/A
N/A
Overnight care for Dogs & your Home.
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General questions & Declassified Information requests
