Ministry Of Dogs
Some of The Services & Missions we offer Here at
Ministry Of Dogs
Department
of walks & adventures
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ONE-HOUR FIELD WALK
A full 60-minute outdoor assignment for exercise, exploration & essential sniff-based intelligence gathering. Every operative returns home exercised, enriched & ready for a well-earned nap.
B
DOUBLE WALK
Twice the adventure for dogs who need more than a quick patrol. A longer expedition with plenty of walking, sniffing, exploring & time to properly wear out both body and brain.
D
DAY ADVENTURE
Collected for a day beyond the usual perimeter, visiting woods, fields, countryside trails & other carefully selected locations. Every mission is different, with walking, games, enrichment, rest stops & plenty of fresh air.
E
HOME VISITS
For operatives remaining at headquarters. We’ll let them into the garden, provide food and fresh water, administer agreed medication, offer company, play & reassurance, and make sure everything is safe and secure before departure.
WHY THE MINISTRY WAS FORMED
The Ministry began with one simple belief: dogs deserve more than a hurried circuit of the same streets while somebody checks their phone. A proper walk should be the best part of their day—time to move, sniff, explore, play & simply behave like a dog.
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Cora taught me that no two dogs are the same, trust must be earned & the best adventures aren’t produced on a conveyor belt. Every mission is therefore shaped around the dogs attending—their confidence, energy, friendships, health & individual peculiarities.
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Whether it’s a one-hour patrol, an extended expedition, a full day in the field or support at home, every operative is treated as an individual. Cora retains a senior advisory position & exercises a frankly unreasonable degree of operational control.
OFFICIAL FIELD STATISTICS
*All figures approximate, largely unverifiable & fiercely defended by the operatives involved.
3K
SQUIRRELS PURSUED — 0 APPREHENDED
1M
SUSPICIOUS SMELLS INVESTIGATED
32K
MUDDY PAWPRINTS RECORDED
10K
POST-MISSION NAPS COMPLETED
